Frequently Asked Questions
Go FAQ yourself.

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Are your t-shirts just some wack ass iron-on inkjet transfer Cafepress bullshit?

Hell no brother! Our shirts are 100% genuine screen prints, so they have sharp lines and solid colors that won't fade away.

We print them by hand on a manual press in an actual garage, to imbue them with the living warmth that machines are unable to replicate.

OK cool. So what about the shirts you use? Are they some polyester garbage?

Not a chance! We use only the best 100% cotton t-shirts.

Our unisex shirts are heavyweight Hanes because they're tough, durable, and they hold their shape and color through hundreds of washes.

Our ladies shirts are American Apparel and Bella+Canvas because we love the super soft Pima cotton. Plus they're made in America and totally sweatshop-free, which is nice.

I'm convinced! But how do I know what size to get?

Sizing is tricky! Sizes vary widely between brands and countries, so the only way to be sure is to check the size chart. Just click the "?" button next to the dropdown menus when you're choosing your size.

Of course if the unthinkable happens and you get a shirt that doesn't fit perfectly, we are happy to exchange it for one that hugs you juuuuust right.


Fast, reliable shipping.

How long does free shipping take?

We print and ship shirts five days a week, so your shirt will go out right away. From there it's up to the postal service.

For standard (free) shipping within the US, transit times are typically 1-3 business days. But that's an estimate, not a guarantee, and things can take a lot longer if there is a holiday, storm, or major celebrity wedding.

If you need your shirt in a hurry we strongly recommend upgrading to Priority or Express shipping!

Are your shipments trackable?

Yes! All of our shipping services are trackable.

As soon as you place your order we will send you a confirmation email with a link to a page where you can check on the progress of your order.

When your order ships (typically within 24-48 hours) you will receive a second email with a link to the shipper's tracking page.

Do you ship internationally?

Yes we do! Our mission is to spread our filth to every corner of the globe.

Unfortunately we are unable to provide free shipping on international orders. Set your ship-to country in the cart and it will show you prices on shipping options for your country.

How long does international shipping take?

Most international shipments arrive within 1-2 weeks.

Unfortunately we are totally unable to guarantee shipping times for international shipments, even with upgraded fast shipping. We'll get them in the mail but from there it is up to the shipper.

Level with me: Are these shirts really awesome? Will I love them?

OK since you asked, I'm going to give it to you straight up. No bullshit. Our shirts are amazing. You are going to love them like your newborn children.

We had scientists test our shirts on mice to make sure they're really really awesome. Their conclusion is indisputable: mice in tiny t-shirts are adorable.

Trust me your new WrongTees t-shirt is going to change your life. Possibly for the better!

What if I buy a shirt and find it unsatisfying?

We guarantee your satisfaction in every conceivable way. If your shirt doesn't turn night into day and melt your heart like a Hershey's Kiss on the dashboard of a Buick in the middle of July, we will make it right.

Just send us an email and let us know what's wrong and we'll tell you how to send that sucker back to us for a full refund.

I love you!

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